They all look like pizza delivery people.
And I love them so much.
AU Plot Bunny, where Sisko is the owner of a Pizza shop. His employees include a medical student, a guy who can fix about anything mechanical, the Dax sisters, a red head with a temper and her boyfriend who is better then a security camera, his son and a grumpy guy who listens to opera. Next door is a bar owned by Quark, a man obsessed with money and his brother who is really only an owner because Quark’s mom made Quark add him to the lease. Rom’s girlfriend works at the bar, but occasionally takes a shift at the pizzeria when someone is sick.
They have a few regulars, including a man who Julian, the medical student, swears works for the CIA and a creepy guy who likes to see how long it takes to get Kira to hit him over the head with a Pizza pan.
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Don’t forget their rival Pizza Delivery service.
I swear to god if this AU doesn’t get called Deep Dish Nine
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
OMFG IT JUST GOT BETTER
DOMINIONO’S? DOMINIONO’S?!
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i am done.
I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS BUT I DO
“DEEP DISH NINE” “DOMINION PIZZA” I’M GOING TO DIE
I need novels set in this world RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE. Why is this not a thing yet? DEEP DISH NINE.
You are all broken inside. And yet I now need this in my life.
This is it. This is the best post on Tumblr. Everyone go home.
